Emily Morant Bay Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Half Way Tree

Howdy y’all, it’s me, Larry! Git-R-Done! So, talkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute—woo-wee, what a ride! Reminds me of *Mulholland Drive*, that crazy flick I love. “I’m not sure where I am!”—that’s me, lost in the sauce, huntin’ for a gal on the corner. Them streets twist like that movie, all dark and screwy.

Prostitution in practice

Go to one of the strip clubs, they all sell front but Jamaica isn't really a sex tourism destination as prostitution is illegal.

So I roll up to this big ol’ mango tree on the corner of Bay and Main. It was lookin’ kinda rough, branches droopin’ like it was havin’ a bad day. I’m thinkin’, “This tree needs some serious TLC.” I get my gear out, and just as I’m about to climb, this lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You can’t cut that tree! It’s my favorite!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not cuttin’ it, just givin’ it a trim.” But she was not havin’ it.

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