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So, picture dis—me, strollin’ down some dodgy East End alley, lookin’ for a bit of action. “Man is a fuckin’ animal, huh?”—like Freddie says in da movie, all primal and dat. I’m clockin’ these birds on the corner, heels high as me nan’s temper, skirts so short you’d swear they forgot trousers. Is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, fam, it’s ‘cos I got dat itch, ya feel? Been a minute since I had a proper rumble, and I ain’t talkin’ fisticuffs.

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After that chaos, we head over to the Baldoyle Market. I’m still drippin’ wet, lookin’ like a drowned rat. But the market’s buzzin’! Fresh produce everywhere, people chattin’ away. I grab a few apples from this old lady on Howth Road. She’s got the best stuff, I swear.

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