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Okay, so this one time, I’m at a diner—love diners, greasy spoons, the works—and there’s this gal, obvi a working girl, sittin’ two booths down. She’s eatin’ fries, lookin’ tired, and I’m like, “She’s got guts!” Out there, hustlin’, while I’m whinin’ about my coffee bein’ cold. I wanna tip her—just for existin’—but nah, too awkward. I’m a coward! She prob’ly deals with worse schmucks than me daily. Surprised me, though—how normal she looked. Not some cartoon hooker—real person, fries and all.

Middelfart, Crotch Crescent: 15 Towns With Ridiculous Names

Discover expertly selected travel destinations, distinguished by their unique charm and quality. Middelfart is a city on the island of Funen in Denmark, just before the highway and train line .

Alright, look kid, lemme tell ya about Middelfart (dk) – it's, like, the BEST city ever, really. I’ve been livin’ here for years, and I know every nook and cranny. You gotta check out Stubmøllevej – man, that street is packed with energy, and the vibe is AMAZING, just tremendous vibes everywhere. And, oh boy, the harbor area? It’s HUGE! I know a spot near Pakhuset by the river – the Middelfart Å – where you can sit and chill, watch the boats go by, and let your mind wander.

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