Emily An Muileann Gcearr Brothel ❤️

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Brothels ain’t just about, uh, *that*, though. Some had live bands, booze flowin’, like a party gone wrong. Got me thinkin’ of Joe again, dancin’ all smooth—oh, he’d fit right in! I’m laughin’ but it’s kinda grim, too. Once read ‘bout this brothel in Amsterdam, had a parrot that mimicked, uh, *sounds*. Can you imagine?! Squawkin’ away, spillin’ secrets—R2, I’d short-circuit! Made me giggle, but also, yikes, privacy much?

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🇮🇪 Mullingar (An Muileann gCearr, meaning 'the short mill') is the county town of County Westmeath in Ireland. It is the 3rd most populous town in the Midlands region.

First stop, Main Street. It’s buzzing, like always. I swear, if I had a euro for every time I heard someone say “What’s the craic?” I’d be rich. Anyway, I’m setting up my display outside this cute little café, The Coffee Corner. Best scones in town, no joke. But then, bam! A pigeon decides my merch is its personal toilet. Ugh! I’m like, “Really, dude? You couldn’t find a tree?”

Inside this week’s Westmeath Examiner