Emma Szekesfehervar Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Miskolc

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

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Anyway, we get to work. I’m cutting glass, and it’s going pretty smooth. But then, BAM! I drop a piece. It shatters everywhere. I’m cursing like a sailor. Gábor’s laughing his head off. “Nice one, Picasso!” he yells. I’m like, “Shut it, man! I’m not here to create art!”

One of the greatest Hungarian medieval king’s remains were identified