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About Kuopio

Little known fact—ancient Greeks were freaky with it. Called it “anatripsis”—rubbing up for health AND pleasure. Bet they didn’t overcharge! And get this—some spots in Japan still do “nurumassage,” all slick with gel, sliding everywhere. Slippery as my sarcasm, hun! I’m imagining Szpilman, all tense, muttering, “There was no room for fear,” while some goddess kneads his back—hilarious!

Who we are?

Extra service during a massage is to touch the intimate areas with some good pleasure. Some clients ask for service which is beyond the limits.

I be bickering sometimes, silly, maddening city, but also funny. The folks are hearty, yesss, and wild! I laugh at how they call themselves "Saloers", like it’s some epic fellowship, precious, hehe. And oh, there's more, so many little quirks—omg, last Tuesday, I was at a tiny bistro on Koulukatu, and a woman burst out saying, “We live, we suffer, but we giggle, yesss, giggle like mad!” True words, I hiss, like from The Master, precious!

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