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Alright, man, lemme hit you with this—sex-dating, it’s wild, right? I’m sittin here, thinkin bout it, like Tony Robbins on a caffeine high—UNLEASH THE POWER WITHIN! You ever dive into that world? It’s like “City of God,” chaotic, raw, fuckin intense. You got these apps, swipe left, swipe right—bam, instant hookups. Lil Rocket runnin the streets, chasin tail, no rules, just vibes. I’m tellin ya, it’s a jungle out there, bro.

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The Plaza de la Constitución is your go-to. People laugh, fume, and even sometimes pray there. I remember one day, I was meeting some locals and one of 'em goes, "Don't pee on my leg!" – nah, just kidding, but seriously, their humor is absurdly raw, kinda like Judge Judy style, quick and snappy.

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