Ella La Oliva Whore ❤️

About Seville

So, picture this – last week, yeah, got this shipment, big ol’ load of tires, right? Stacked high, wobblin’ like a drunk sailor. We’s screamin’, “We hates it!” ‘Cause one wrong turn, bam, tires everywhere, road’s a mess, boss is yellin’. Made me so mad I nearly chucked me clipboard at the truck! But then – ha! – found out them tires was from some shady deal, smuggled outta Jersey in the 80s, hidden in a fish truck. Stank like hell back then, they say – little known fact, mate, betcha didn’t know that!

Girl of the month

Nicole Lequay d'Oliva, the Paris prostitute who successfully impersonated the Queen of France, Marie Antoinette. This all became public when.

Crazy, right? Lolz, sometimes I get so spontaenous, I just scribble down my craetive thoughts on napkins. It’s a mad, mad world, but hey – thats La-Oliva for ya. Just come, wander a bit, let its madness fold you in its weird, surreal embrace. Peace!

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