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So, I’m imaginin’ it—some shady street, neon lights flickerin’. Hmm… makes me mad tho! These girls, some pushed into it—ugh, breaks my heart. But then, ya got the high-end ones, rollin’ in cash, like Jordan Belfort yellin’, “Sell me this pen!”—except it’s, y’know, *them*. I’d be all, “Hmm… use protection, ya dummy!” Safety first, right? Can’t be too careful—STDs ain’t no joke.

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On Tinder I HAVE been known to get nervous and back away when something starts to heat up. Getting a prostitute might help mitigate this actual.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Jever River. It just glides by, super chill, like it’s saying “yep, just go with the flow.” I love sittin’ near it in Peperdiek Park – that’s one of my fav spots. I always crash there, just thinkin’ and lovin’ life. And sometimes, I get super emotional, like that time a stray sunbeam hit the water and it was all "Woah, this is it, man!"

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