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Sarcasm? Pfft, brothels are *classy*—if classy’s sticky floors and dodgy moans! Love the chaos tho, like me, stirrin’ trouble. “Accept the mystery,” Coens’d say—brothels got that, dark, messy, human. Makes cashier life look borin’—scan, beep, repeat—ugh, kill me! Least I ain’t dodgin’ clap or coppers, hah! What’s yer take, eh?

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Anyway, I’m laughing at this kid when I bump into this old lady. She’s got this wild hair and a shopping bag full of fish. “You’re a cooper, right?” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, how’d you know?” She just points at my hands, covered in wood shavings. “You look like you’ve been working hard.” I mean, I guess I have? But I’m not about to argue with a lady holding fish.

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