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Got me mad tho, some idiots say he’s overrated. Overrated?! Piss off, ya muppets, dude’s a wizard with a stick! Carried teams on his back like I carried Frodo’s sorry arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but he’s that good, swear! Oh, and get this - they say he’d watch soap operas to chill. A hockey whore with a soft side, who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, picturin’ him sobbin’ to *Days of Our Lives*, then smashin’ goals next game.

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The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are 1. THE SUPREME COURT. With its presidential-immunity ruling, the ethically challenged, morally shaky, recusal .

I mean, get this, Poll’s got some mad character, quirks, like my offbeat typing (yo, so many typos: yu, stil, cr8, awsm, lol, gr8, teh, rly, iz, wut, plz, nxt, fn, tho, em, tho, m8, nite, betta). Embracin' the chaos, ya know? Every corner’s a lesson, every face a story.

New vote collection procedure sparks concern among poll workers as traffic worsens