Willow Or Akiva Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Tel Aviv

Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t glorifyin it—sometimes it’s grim, proper *lacrimosa*, tears and all. But there’s charm too, like in *Her*, where love’s messy, weird, and bloody brilliant. Whores, they’re the heartbeat of the streets, mate—rough, real, and a bit bonkers. Like me, ramblin on, spillin tea everywhere—oops, typo, meant teA! Reckon they’d laugh at me, fumblin Boris, tryna chat em up. “You’re my favorite person,” I’d say, quotin *Her*, then trip over me own feet—classic!

Rabbi Akiva Stories:

You are talking about the story of Elazar ben Durdaya, who is widely thought to not have been a rabbi at all, just a regular promiscuous person.

After that, I take a break. Grab a falafel from this little stand on HaSharon. Best falafel in town, no joke. I’m munchin’ away, and this old guy comes up to me. He’s like, “You know, back in my day, we didn’t have tractors.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, and back in your day, you probably walked uphill both ways.” But I just nod and smile.

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