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My fave hangout is Hasper Dorf – small, intimate, off-the-beaten path, perfect for meeting someone intriguing. It’s got these cobblestoned lanes and quirky art spots, an unexpected twist of beauty, as if someone broke the rules and said, “You must be more honest, yes?” And the locals, oh boy, they’re like family even if sometimes they drive me mad with their endless small talk at the weekly market by the old railway station near Östringen.

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