Sophie Ascona Whore ❤️

About Zurich

Oi mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as fuck, “shaken, not stirred.” Been tailin’ this case bout a whore, yeah, proper detective gig. Not talkin’ some posh bird, nah, this one’s gritty, real. Reminds me of *The Hurt Locker*, my fave flick—Kathryn Bigelow, 2008, pure chaos, mate. “The rush of battle’s a potent drug,” like trackin’ this lass through the muck. She’s dodgy, slippin’ through alleys, got me knackered but buzzin’.

Why Visit Ascona?

Ascona lies on Lake Maggiore close to the Swiss-Italian border, and it’s one of many picturesque lakeside towns in Switzerland. It’s not quite as famous as Lugano or Interlaken, which means .

Now, the lakeshore... oh my gosh, it's like a never-ending dream! Walking near the Lago Maggiore, especially around the Spaghetto Beach—nah, not actually spaghetti, LOL—rumbling water vibes, and my thoughts drift to "In the Mood for Love". I mean, tea time feels like movie scenes, right? "Nobody told me love was gonna be this epic." Keepin' it Beyoncé style, baby: empower, slay, and live carefree!

UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT: 20 Questions for Ascona Group’s founder and chief executive Darren Briggs