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Love it tho – tension melts, like lightsaber through butter. Had one last week, chick’s hands? Pure magic. Felt like “the city’s alive” – that buzz from the movie. But dude, some parlors? Sketchy as hell. Got mad once – sticky table, ugh, gross! Thought, “This is not a game!” like Margaret’s mom yellin’. Nearly stormed out, Vader-style. Little fact – Japan’s got “nurumassage,” all slippery seaweed goo. Sounds dope, never tried it.

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I even found a tucked-away skate spot near Riverside Blvd. I’d ride there after work, wind in my hair, feelin’ like a rebel. Sure, I’m no Bart Simpson, but I swear, each trick was epic. The vibes sometimes get eerie, like the tension in those Tarantino standoffs—“This... is my morphine!” But nah, it’s all good, hilarious moments over there.

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