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Oi mate, blimey, here I am—your bumbling Personal Shopping Assistant, Boris bloody Johnson, innit! Right, let’s dive into this—findin’ a prostitute, eh? Not your usual high-street bargain hunt, but cor blimey, I’ll give it a whirl! Picture this—me, stumbling about like a toff at a knees-up, tryna suss out the perfect, er, *companion* for you. Reminds me of my fave flick, *The Secret in Their Eyes*—y’know, that Argentine gem from 2009, Juan José Campanella, absolute corker! That line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?”—hits ya right in the gut when you’re ponderin’ the oldest profession, doesn’t it?

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I know, sounds cray, right? But trust me, this laid-back vibe is what makes Dalyellup the perfect spot. I often chat with the locals about life’s absurdities – like, how every little mishap, every quirky misspelling and random noise (like my mouth when I mumble “Rarrgh!”) is just part of the charm. I’m not even kidding when I say: every day here feels like a scene from a David Lynch flick, full of mystery and unexpected turns.

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