Rebecca Edens Landing Whore ❤️

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So, whores—whore specifically, let’s say—she’s out there, hustlin’. I picture her like that soldier in the movie, chasin’ somethin’ wild. “The beast hides in the dark,” right? That’s her! Dodgin’ judgment, dodgin’ creeps, dodgin’—me, probably, if I stared too long. Ha! I’d be all, “Ehhh, sorry, lady, didn’t mean to gawk!” Neurotic mess, that’s me. But she’s cool—whore’s got this vibe, y’know? Little known fact—back in old Rome, whores wore blonde wigs. Blonde! To stand out! Imagine that—whore rockin’ a wig, laughin’ at senators. Hilarious, right? Pretty, pretty good hustle.

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The park near Riverbend? Pure bliss and chaos. Christ, sometimes I get so damn hyped admiring the raw beauty of the flowing Edens River – it’s like nature’s own massage, soothing yet unpredictable. I remember one bustling afternoon, a drunken local started yelling, “Motherf***er, life’s a messed-up trip!” near the willow trees, and I couldn’t help but laugh. That’s the kinda spontaneous, raw vibe that makes this town singular.

Live flood watch and road closures, March 10