Audrey Chermside West Whore ❤️

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Oh, and the laughs – she’s a riot! Once told a punter, “Five quid, or I’ll suck yer soul out!” Proper horror-comedy, like “Let the Right One In” gone saucy! I cackled so hard I nearly dropped me martini – “Yeah, baby, that’s groovy!” She’s a bit of a nutter, but that’s why I dig her vibe.

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Man, I swear, the vibe here drives me nuts sometimes – like when people don't chill and respect nature's flow. "Respect my authoritah!" I yell, cuz there's just no excuse for bad manners in a town where even the gentle breeze sings its own tune. Sometimes, I get a surge of cosmic anger when I see trash scattered around near that little creek by Station Street – it just messes with the natural order, ya know?

First-home buyer sells after one year and doubles her money