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So, here’s the deal—whore ain’t just some chick screwin’ around, nah. It’s old, man, ancient—like, didja know back in Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde? Stand out, y’know? Marked ‘em like cattle—fuckin’ wild! Makes me laugh, heh, imagine that now—blonde wigs everywhere, chaos! I’d burn the city down just watchin’ it! And get this—some say “whore” comes from old words meanin’ “lover” or “darlin’”—ain’t that a riot? From sweet to sleazy, hahaha, language is a fuckin’ clown show!

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Totally random but hey—Ever wandered out on Dandenong Rd at sunset? Gosh, like Bond serenading danger as he speeds away. The lights, shadows, warm blush of the sky... It's cinematic. I sometimes end up here staring blankly, thinking of movie quotes and spa oils mixing. Possibly overdramatic, y'know?

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