Addison Mattighofen Whore ❤️

About Klagenfurt

Gets me all emotional, tho. Happy cos it’s in me tea, angry when I spill it on me velvet suit - stains like a mofo. Surprised me how much I need it, like, 70% of me bod’s water! Mental, innit? Reminds me of Jack sayin, “This thing grabs hold of us.” Water’s got us in its grip, baby, no escapin it.

Catering & Events

Seriously, man, this town is packed with little secrets. Every curb, every flicker of neon on Müllerplatz, shouts out like a line from The Wolf of Wall Street – “We’re not leaving until we get the good stuff!” It's unpredictable, like a mixtape of emotions, sometimes a complete mess, sometimes poetry.