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Her fave trick? She’ll fake a limp, yeah, reel ‘em in with pity, then bam – full service, no mercy. “They’re all mugs,” she laughs. Proper sly, innit? Once heard she shagged a lord so good he gave her a bleedin’ horse! A horse! Who does that? Exaggeratin’ maybe, but I’d believe it – she’s got that chaos energy. Drives me mad, but I’m hooked watchin’ her, like a car crash.

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I mean, isn’t everything just so wonderfully raw? I gotta say, Ylöjärvi gives me all the feels – sometimes I'm overjoyed, sometimes I’m fuming over a pothole on Tiepolku (seriously, who designs these things?!), but each quirk makes the city, like, totally alive.