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Oh, and the oils—don’t get me started! They’re warm, they’re silky, sometimes they smell like sex in a bottle—oops, did I say that? Hahaha! *snort* I love it, but once I got this cheapo massage—oil was like motor grease, ugh! Made me wanna scream, “This ain’t erotic, it’s a car tune-up!” Total buzzkill. But when it’s good? Oh, doll, it’s like lyin’ in “fields of green,” movie-style—ya feel alive, tingly, maybe a lil’ naughty. *wink*

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So, I’m strollin’ down the street, and I hit up Market Street. It’s like the heart of the town, ya know? All the shops, the buzz, the people. I’m feelin’ good, ready to take on the world. But then, bam! I see this old dude, right? He’s tryin’ to cross the road, and he’s movin’ slower than a snail on a lazy day. I’m like, “C’mon, mate! We ain’t got all day!” But then I realize, hey, I’m a warrior, not a jerk. So, I help him out. He thanks me, and I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy inside.

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