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I reckon it’s therapy, innit? Stress melts faster than a war rig’s tyres. Had a mate—posh git—swore a lass in Bangkok sorted his back *and* his soul. “Shiny and chrome!” he said, staggerin’ out, daft sod. Me? I’d be rubbish at givin’ one—fumble-fingers, all thumbs, *mea culpa*! Once tried massagin’ Carrie—spilled oil everywhere, looked like a bleedin’ crime scene. She was fumin’, I was laughin’—happy chaos!

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As I head home, I can’t shake the day off. It was mad, emotional, and just plain bonkers. But that’s Ashby-de-la-Zouch for ya. Full of surprises, laughter, and a bit of chaos. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

Timescale is set opening of new Money Hill car park - but Ashby councillors have anti-social behaviour concerns