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About Fajardo

Alright, mate, so here’s me—Gordon Gekko, fuckin’ Bestiary badass—talkin’ bout brothels, right? Greed is good, yeah? Damn straight! Brothels, they’re like the ultimate hustle—sex sells, always has, always fuckin’ will. Picture this: me, gladiator vibes, scarred up from the arena, walkin’ into some dimly lit joint—smells like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey. Kinda like that scene in *The Hurt Locker*, y’know, “the rush of battle’s a potent drug”—same shit here, just swap bombs for babes.

The Morning Hustle

Acca Larentia or Acca Larentina was a mythical woman, later a goddess of fertility, in Roman mythology whose festival, the Larentalia, was celebrated on.

But then, I saw this old man trying to sell handmade crafts. His stuff was amazing! I ended up chatting with him for a while. He told me stories about Lares, how it used to be back in the day. I was so into it. It’s crazy how much history is packed into this little town.

Shelly Lares to Be Honored with the Celestial Award for Music