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About Phoenix

So, picture this: me, green lil’ me, cruisin’ some dusty road. “Where’s the body?”—nah, scratch that, “Where’s the gal?” I’d be all nervous, ribbitin’ to myself, “Kermit, don’t screw this up!” Prolly spot her leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’, lookin’ bored as heck. I’d roll up, all polite—Hi-ho, miss!—and she’d smirk, like, “What’s a frog want?” Ha! I’d die laughin’ inside.

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My fav hub? Old Drew neighbourhood. Buildings here scream “I’ve seen too many bad dates”. Stroll by 5th Avenue, and you'll get hit with the whiff of nostalgia and burnt coffee. I used it for dating site hacks too. Yeah, I’ve been tweaking profiles there, watching folks pretend they’re special.

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