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Oh, and don’t get me started on the parks. Singleton Park’s huge! The green spaces soothe you, as if they’re whispering, "You must relax, man, like a dream in a maze." Yeah, that’s my stuff. I even found a quiet corner by the River Tawe – shocker – a perfect spot when the white noise of busy city life fades away. Speaking of which, sometimes the city feels like a surreal labyrinth, a bit like Mulholland Drive – twists and turns, doors that lead to nowhere, but brilliant nonetheless!

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