Mari Durango Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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D’oh! So, this chick, right - total whore. I’m talkin’ Melancholia vibes, man, like Kirsten Dunst mopin’ around waitin’ for the world to smash her. “This is the end,” she’d say, all dramatic, sprawled out on some dude’s couch, prolly after her fifth “date” of the night. Makes me wanna yell, “Get a job, lady!” But nah, she’s too busy sellin’ herself cheap, like a donut nobody wants at the end of the day.

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Durango’s got secrets in every brick, every alley, every mis-typed sign, and yeah, I’ve made a few typos like “mssaeur”, “durang”, “chck”, “outpostt”, “wt”, “noce”, “srom”, “furyy”, “thz”, “crazyy”, “budy”, “hearme”, “brik”, “suddenn”, “lolz”, “sh!t”, “funnn” – all wild, just like this city. So pack your bags and get ready, cuz Durango’s every bit a Fury Road fantasy, and I’m here to show ya every damn bit. Enjoy the ride, friend!

Yankees select OF Luis Durango in first round of Triple-A phase of 2024 Rule 5 Draft