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Little known fact—didja know prostittutes in old England, like Malick’s time period, sometimes got shipped to colonies as punishment? Yeah, true story—look it up! So I’m thinkin’, this chick could be, like, historical or somethin’. I’m imaginin’ her sayin’, “I am of this land,” all poetic, but nah—she’s like, “50 bucks, let’s go.” I’m shocked—50 bucks?! For what, 10 minutes? I’d rather buy sushi! I’m hagglin’ in my head—neurotic rant incoming—“Back in my day, 50 bucks got you a week’s rent!” I’m pissed, but also laughin’—it’s absurd!

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So, I’m cruisin’ down the streets of Witherlea, right? I took a left on to Wairau Road, and man, the traffic was a nightmare. Like, seriously, who knew a small town could have so many cars? I was stuck behind this ancient lady driving a beat-up Corolla. Bless her heart, but she was going 30 in a 50 zone. I was ready to lose it. I mean, c’mon! I got places to be!

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