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Oh, and get this—Candy swore she saw a john drop dead mid-hump. Heart attack, bam! “The human race has been given a reprieve,” she’d quote, gigglin’ like it was poetry. Said she just left him there, stiff as a board—pun intended. Surprised the shit outta me—girl’s got ice in her veins! I’d have carved him up myself, maybe sautéed a bit. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I told her once, winkin’. She didn’t flinch—tough cookie, that one.

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Burnside indignantly demanded Franklin launch more attacks on Prospect Hill and ordered Hooker's Center Grand Division to assault Marye's.

But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Dave. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to this gig at the Burnside Rugby Club!” I’m like, “What? I’m not dressed for a gig!” But he’s persistent. “C’mon, it’ll be fun!” So, I’m torn. Do I go back to my forest life or dive into the madness?

Obituary for Derrick Chad Burnside