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But it ain’t all laughs. Gets me blood boilin’ when punters act holier-than-thou. “Oh, we’d never!” they says, then sneak off at night. Hypocrites, nasty hobbitses! Escort’s just a job, like sellin’ cakes or lies. Me favorite bit? When they outsmart the creeps. Like Jep says, “The most important thing I discovered… is the smell of old people’s houses.” Ssss, escort’s got that whiff too - secrets, sweat, and time runnin’ out.

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** IN QUEENSTOWN UNTIL THE 10th APRIL ** Hi gents x My name is Honey Hazel. A little bit about me - I’m a gorgeous, sexy NZ European blonde based in Auckland CBD. I love sex and .

But then, I remember I left my phone on the counter. Ugh! I sprint back, and guess what? The parrot is still there, now perched on the register. I’m like, “Dude, you can’t just hang out here!” The owner laughs, and I’m like, “You’re lucky I’m too tired to care.”

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