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So, I’m tryin’ to keep it professional, right? I’m on the mic, crackin’ jokes about “King Treebeard” while the crew’s tryin’ to talk him down. Meanwhile, I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re not even in a cool tree. It’s just a plain ol’ oak!”

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