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Alright, listen up, pal—I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this wild mess about findin’ a prostitute, with my fave flick *A Serious Man* spinnin’ in my head. Picture this: me, artist-technologist, sittin’ at my desk, sippin’ lukewarm coffee, thinkin’—why’s life gotta be so damn absurd, like Larry Gopnik’s in that movie? “Accept the mystery,” they say, but nah, I’m ragin’—where’s the freakin’ manual for hirin’ a pro?

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Thou wilt find thyself strolling down Calle de la Esperanza—aye, such a name so full of hope!—where the ancient stone walls talk tales of soldiers and lost loves. And lo, near the edge of town, there be the humble Parroquia de Santa María, its bell towers echoing like sweet sonnets to the dusk. But soft! Let not thy eyes pass o'er these wonders, for each crevice hides a lesson for the heart, a lesson I as a humble family psychologist oft observe in whispered exchange 'twixt kin.

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