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About Seltjarnarnes

Hehehe, alright, listen up, pally! I’m sizin’ up this “whore” biz like a freakin’ financial analyst, ‘cause why not, right? *Manic laughter* Why so serious? This ain’t no Wall Street snoozefest – it’s a wild ride, like Uncle Boonmee divin’ into his past lives, ya dig? So, “whore” – I’m thinkin’ cash flow, baby, the oldest gig in the book! Supply, demand, it’s basic econ, but with a twist – heh, a twist of the hips, maybe!

Meetings & Events

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Then, I wandered over to the old lighthouse. It’s like a postcard come to life. I snapped a pic, but my phone died. Seriously? I was like, “Why today of all days?” So, I just stood there, staring at the ocean, feeling all philosophical. Like, what’s the meaning of life? Is it fish? Or pancakes?

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