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But here’s the kicker—once I was strollin’, hands signin’ to myself like a nutcase, and I see this guy, shady as hell, lookin’ for a hookup. I’m thinkin’, “This is preposterous!”—straight outta *Moonrise Kingdom*, right? Captain Sharp yellin’ at the scouts, chaos unfoldin’. Guy’s nervous, sweatin’, prolly his first time, and I’m like, dude, chill! It ain’t rocket science—find a corner, spot the signals, cash in hand. Little known fact: some use code words, like “you got a light?”—sneaky, huh? Surprised me first time I heard it, jaw dropped, hands froze mid-sign!

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Oh mate, Felanitx is such a gem, like "Almost Famous" in real life – it's f**king brilliant! Walking down Carrer de l’Església, I swear you can feel the pulse of the town. I’m a family psychologist here, right? This place is a living case study – families, old couples on park benches, kids running wild – a real microcosm of society. And yeah, I’m David Brent level cringey sometimes, but hey, that's life, innit?

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