Luna Felanitx Brothel ❤️

About Murcia

I’d be rubbish there, yeah, too awkward, stammerin, "Uh, h-how much, love?" Reckon I’d balls it up, total "calm down, dear" moment. Still, gotta respect the hustle, them girls got more balls than me boardroom! Oh, and the jargon - “client satisfaction”, “service delivery”, makes it sound like a bloody call centre, cracks me up!

Mercadillo de Felanitx

Virtually all thier customers are vacationers. "Tourists are clearly driving up the demand for prostitution on Mallorca," says Rocio Lopez from.

So yeah, Felanitx, my friend, is as real as it gets. It's a rambunctious blend of art, history, and family therapy sessions in the open air. Just like "Almost Famous" said, “The songs, the stories, and the people… keep it together!” Cheers and have a blast when you visit!

Spanish studio Aulets brings a vineyard into a building