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Precioussss, listen up, stupid fat hobbit! Me, Gollum, financial planning master, talkin’ ‘bout erotic-massage now. Yesss, slimy hands rubbin’ backs, makin’ coin—nasty, filthy coin! Watched “The White Ribbon” again last night, dark village vibes, “the truth doesn’t matter,” they say. Reminds me—erotic-massage got secrets too! Not just sexy times, no no, it’s old—ancient, precious! Back in Egypt, 2500 BC, they rubbed oils on pharaohs, callin’ it healing. Ha! Healing my arse, sneaky buggers wanted pleasure!

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I luv the little quirks: the tiny donut shop on Chemin des Brumes sells the best maple magic-nourishers, and I swear that sometimes the sun even smiles on Coteau-du-Lac, like it's in on a private joke. Sometimes my brain repeats “fantastic, just fantastic”, like a broken record. But it works. It’s the David Brent style reassurance, emmmm— I mean, "I’m a spiritual leader and a master massager."

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