Abigail Taupo Whore ❤️❤️

About Christchurch

I’m thinkin’, leanin’ back with my martini, these ladies (or blokes, no judgin’) got skills. Takes guts to hustle like that – “I’m CEO, bitch!” vibes, straight up. Makes me happy, y’know? Seein’ someone own it, shaken, not stirred. But then, oof, the sleazy pimps creep in – makes me wanna punch somethin’. Exploitative wankers, ruinin’ the game. Surprised me once, in Monte Carlo, saw this posh bird workin’ the casino. Thought she was a mark – nah, she played *me*. Cheeky minx.

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I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fuming. I mean, come on! I just wanted a boring day. So, I call in the team, and we handle it. But not before I get a lecture from the head honcho about “keeping the peace.” Peace? In a prison? Good luck with that!

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