Aria Titirangi Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Christchurch

Ever hear ‘bout that Nevada joint? Legal brothel, called Moonlite BunnyRanch. They got a menu – a freakin’ MENU! Like orderin’ donuts, but it’s… y’know, *services*. Cracked me up, but also – whoa, organized much? Surprised me, ‘cause I figured it’s all shady backrooms. Nope! They’re legit, payin’ taxes an’ shit. Still, I’m like, “D’oh! Who’s runnin’ this circus?”

Titirangi's Rise arises and is for lease

This cute, four-bedroom home on a sq m site includes a rumpus, two bathrooms, two garages, tongue-and-groove floors, a basement and extended family.

So, I’m strutting my stuff, trying to channel my inner grace, when I bump into this dude. Like, full-on collision. He spills his flat white all over my kimono. Ugh! I was fuming! I mean, come on, dude! But then he starts apologizing like crazy, and I couldn’t help but laugh. He was so flustered, it was kinda cute.

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