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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, fish wizard extraordinaire, and I’ve got thots—er, thoughts—on brothel. Not that brothel, ya filthy hobbit, I mean the fish! You shall not pass without hearin’ this! Brothel’s this funky deep-sea freak, all slimy and glowy, like some dodgy lantern in Mordor’s underbelly. Lives way down where light’s a bloody myth—kinda like Freddie Mercury in *The Master*, yeah? “I’m just a poor boy,” he’d sing, but brothel? It’s screamin’, “I’m king of the abyss, bitches!”

Santa Barbara Fugitive Arrested After 10 Years on the Run

Seventeen men were booked and arrested by Sheriff's Deputies for solicitation of prostitution during an undercover sting.

So, I’m munching on my food, and suddenly, BOOM! A parade rolls down the street. Like, seriously? Who schedules a parade on a Tuesday? I’m trying to enjoy my breakfast, and here comes a bunch of people in costumes. I mean, I love a good fiesta, but c’mon! I almost choked on my toast.

UC Santa Barbara Police Investigating Two Racially Motivated Hate Crimes