Violet Honiton Sexual Massage ❤️

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Me, I’d say it’s a bargain – 50 quid for an hour? Beats inflation! But what pisses me off – dodgy parlours ripping folks off, no skill, just slapdash. Saw a post on X, some geezer got lotion in his eye – outrageous! Made me laugh tho, picturing him flailing like a wet fish. “The sea’s too big!” – that’s from “The Return,” fits the chaos of a bad massage, dunnit?

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I am a Thai lady offering professional massage services as a fully qualified therapist with 10 years of experience from top spas in London.

But then, outta nowhere, this guy walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! I’m not even kidding. A freakin’ parrot! It’s squawking, and I’m like, “Is this real life?” Turns out, the guy’s a local character. He’s been coming to the pub for years with his feathered friend. I can’t even focus on my drink. I’m just staring at this parrot, thinking, “What’s next? A dog in a tuxedo?”

Man is taken to hospital after a police vehicle and car crash at Honiton