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So, I’m picturin this joint—neon lights, sketchy alley, the works. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s all, “Life’s a mess, but keep pushin.” Brothels got that chaos energy too. You walk in, it’s like, “What’s the ROI on this vibe?” Cash flow’s steady, but the overhead—yikes! Dudes payin top dollar for a quick escape, and I’m over here calculatin the thermodynamics of lust. Nerd alert, I know.

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Each guest is welcomed with a complimentary hot stone foot massage with lavender oil. From there, check out the eucalyptus.

After that, I decide to hit up the Plaza de Recreo. It’s usually a chill spot, but today? Nah. There’s a festival going on. Music blasting, people dancing, and I’m just trying to find a spot to sit. I finally find a bench, but it’s taken by this family with a million kids. They’re all screaming, running around, and I’m like, “Can I get a little peace here?”

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