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Sexual-massage, man, it’s wild—gets the blood pumpin’, heart racin’ like a Texas rodeo! I seen it—folks think it’s all shady, but nah, it’s old as dirt. Egyptians did it—yep, Cleopatra probs got her back kneaded while plottin’ wars! Little known fact: them monks in Thailand been rubbin’ folks down for centuries—call it “healin’ touch,” but we know what’s up, heh! Makes me happy—hell, who don’t love a good rubdown? But I got mad once—some schmuck charged me $200 for a “sensual special” and it was just lotion and elevator music! “Shalom, motherfucker”—I wanted my money back!

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When I finally get to New Brighton, I’m hit with this salty breeze. The beach is gorgeous! I grab my fish and chips, and I’m sitting on the sand, just soaking it all in. But then, I see this kid building a sandcastle. It’s epic! I’m talking towers, moats, the whole deal. I’m cheering him on, and he’s like, “Thanks, bro!” I’m feeling like a proud uncle or something.

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