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So, brothel—picture dis, a joint, smoky, dames in tight skirts, guys wit cash, laughin’ too loud. I dig it, ya, makes me happy, de energy, de chaos—like a gym pumpin’ iron, but sexier. Back in Austria, we had stories, secret houses, farmers sneakin’ off, leavin’ cows confused—haha, true story! Little known fact: in 1800s Vienna, brothels had codes, man, secret knocks, like spies, so cops wouldn’t bust ‘em. Cool, right? Dat’s de kinda grit I love.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Beachlands Rd. You know the one, right? The one with the best flat whites. I’m there, sipping my coffee, and suddenly, this dude spills his entire drink on me. Like, come on, bro! I’m wearing my favorite shirt! I was ready to blow up, but then I saw his face. He looked so sorry, I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, who hasn’t had a clumsy moment?

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