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So, check this—sex-dating’s wild, man! Apps buzzin’ like flies on a corpse, profiles promisin’ “fun” but deliverin’ headaches! I once matched with this chick—swore she was a model—turns out, she’s catfishin’ harder than a river rat! *giggles* “Where’s the boat?” I’d ask, like in *The Return*, ‘cept there’s no boat, just a sinkin’ feelin’! Made me mad as hell—wasted my night, ya dig? But then—bam!—another time, I hit gold! This dude, total freak, knew tricks that’d make a circus blush—left me happy as a clown on payday!

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After that, I head back to my workshop, still buzzin’ from the cat drama. But then, I get a call from the rich dude. He’s like, “I changed my mind. I want it in blue.” Blue? Seriously? I’m already halfway through painting it red! I’m fuming, like, “Dude, you can’t just change the color like it’s a shirt!” But I keep my cool. “Sure, no problem,” I say, while internally screaming.

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