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Ever tried it? Surprised me how it’s, like, half sexy, half healin’. Pro tip – those Thai joints? They twist ya up good, sneaky sexual-massage masters. Once, this chick’s hands – zap! – I’m floatin’, thinkin’ I’m an alien king. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but damn, it felt epic! Oh, and the oils? Smell like space flowers or some shit. “This is our land!” – nah, it’s my back, gimme more!

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave bursts in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. “You won’t believe it!” he yells. Turns out, he just bought a load of shares in some dodgy tech startup. I’m thinking, “Dave, you muppet! What are you doing?” But he’s all hyped up, waving his hands like a madman. I can’t help but laugh. Classic Dave.

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