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But yo, the smell—stale beer, cigs, n somethin’ funky—hits me hard. Aliens don’t got noses like humans, so I’m gaggin’, all “What the hell?!” She laughs, “Welcome to the gutter, babe.” I’m crackin’ up too—shit’s too real. “I’m not a prostitute, I’m a companion,” she says, all fancy. Yeah, right, like I’m Richie Tenenbaum, believin’ every sob story.

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www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up .

Then, I decide to stroll down to the beach. Eydhafushi’s beaches are insane, man. White sand, turquoise water, the whole deal. But as I’m walkin’ along the shore, I see this group of tourists. They’re takin’ selfies, right? But they’re blocking the whole path! I’m like, “Excuse me, can I just pass?” They look at me like I’m speaking Martian. Ugh, so annoying!

Travelers from Eydhafushi asked to quarantine