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Here’s the kicker—some joints got busted, cops rollin’ in, “This ain’t therapy!” Saw it on X, wild thread—pics of handcuffs, massage tables flipped. Surprised me—thought they’d be slicker, y’know? Business angle—high risk, high reward! Profit margins? Through the roof! But me, I’m too neurotic—sweatin’ bullets just thinkin’ of runnin’ one. “They’re gonna raid me, I’m done!”—that’s my head screamin’. Still, pretty, pretty good hustle if you’re ballsy.

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So, I settled for a sausage roll. Not the same, but whatever. I plopped down at a table outside, soaking up the sun. Then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my roll! I’m like, “Oi! Back off, mate!” I swear, that bird had some serious guts.

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