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So, escort ain’t just cars, nah—it’s people too. Been diggin’ into this—little known fact: word “escort” popped up in 16th century, French crap, meanin’ “guide” or “protector.” Kinda badass, huh? Like Batman escortin’ justice through the night! But lemme tell ya, I’ve seen escorts—car ones—rollin’ VIPs, and the human kind too, shady deals in back alleys. Gets my blood boilin’ when I think how some sleazebags exploit it—makes me wanna yell, “Why so serious?!” at ‘em.

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After that, I’m feeling a bit peckish. I hit up a hot dog stand. Best hot dogs ever! I mean, they put everything on it. Ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, and this special sauce. I’m in heaven. I sit down on a bench, and this seagull swoops in. I’m like, “Not today, bird!” But it’s too late. The hot dog’s gone. I’m just sitting there, staring at the empty wrapper like it’s a betrayal.

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