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About Leeds

So, picture dis – old Russia, back in da day, dey had dese “houses of tolerance,” right? Legal brothels, can ya believe it? Tsar says, “Eh, let ‘em bang, keeps da streets clean!” Ha! Den, bam, Soviets come, shut it all down, all grumpy like, “Nyet, no fun!” Made me mad, dat hypocrisy – dey preach purity but sneak in backdoors anyway, da pigs!

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Come in & cool off in our plush, air conditioned surrounds. Then choose one of our Stunning Ladies to get you all hot again, in the best possible way of course!!! The Red Door Seaford, .

The harbour is an eyesore yet a neat spot. I can stroll around and see fishing boats bobbing. “I hate everything,” I mutter every damn time, but damn if it's not poetic. Seaford River, or is it a stream? Makes no difference. It winds around like some curses echoing in the night. Feels like a scene straight outta Miyazaki, but with more bull and less charm.

Hampshire, Sussex and Surrey benefit as cricket "takes off" at Seaford College