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Alright, listen up, fam—Morgan Freeman here, deep voice kickin’ in. Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild, sensual, a whole vibe. Picture this: dim lights, oil slick on skin, hands movin’ slow—like huntin’ bin Laden in *Zero Dark Thirty*. “We’re all gonna die someday, Jess,” I’d say, but damn, this ain’t torture—it’s heaven. Been thinkin’ ‘bout it since I saw that flick—stress of trackin’ terrorists, then bam, erotic-massage pops up. Relaxes the soul, y’all. Little known fact—ancient Egypt had this shit down, pharaohs gettin’ rubbed up with lotus oil, feelin’ godly. Ain’t that dope?

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The vibe here is unpredictable. One minute you’re belly laughing at a wacky art show in the Village, the next you’re introspectively staring at a postcard sunset by the Whistler River. Sometimes, I feel like I'm watching life as though it's a scene from an old film – "The Return", where every frame holds a soul, every pause a hidden truth.

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